Munnu g ho gye hai bade
Ab sare ghrwale hai jid pe ade
Munnu g ki jaldi kro shaadi
Chahe padayi abhi bachi hai aadhi
Jaldi jaldi se sb list banao
Kya-2 hai dahej me magna ginao
Ladki dhundege 10 din pehle
Pehle shaadi ka hall to lele
Hall ka khrcha barat ka khrcha
Iska bhi alag bnao parcha
Munnu g ko hai bike dilani
Naukri ki rishwat bhi hai bharwani
Sab ka sahi se hisab lgao
Kuch reh na jaye ye confirm krao
Munnu g ka dimag fir gaya
List dekh ke jameen pe gir gya
Bola badi jijhak ke
Thoda sa hichak ke
Ladki ka to kuch nahi ata pta
List bna ke kise rahe ho sta
Babu g bole badi garaj ke sath
Tum bas rakho apne muh pe hath
15 ko mannu g ki shaadi hui fix
Ladki dekhte hue sankhya ho gyi six
Akhir 10 ko ye silsila hua band
Ek Ladki aa hi gyi pasand
Munnu g ke to ud gye hosh
Thanda ho gya sara josh
6 ladkiyo me jo ghrwalo ko bhai
Wo to langtate hue chlti ayi
Munnu g bole ye to hai behmani
Na karunga shaadi ye maine hai thani
Babu g hue naraj aur bole
Manu g jara nafa-nuksan to tole
Bahu langadi per syaani hai
Hme kon sa isse daud krani hai
Ameer baap ki ekloti beti hai
Hmare liye to sone ki peti hai
Munnu g kisi tarah gaye maan
Side me rakh di apni shaan
Barat ka kharcha ,hall ka kharcha or dahej
Ladki walo ne bola denge bad me bhej
Shadi wala aa gya din
Babu g ne sare khrche liye gin
Munnu g mandap me gaye baith
Sab ladke walo ne munche li ainth
Babuji ne ladki walo ko dahej yaad dilaya
Baraat wapis le jayenge kehke dhamkaya
Dulhan ka badta ja raha tha intzaar
ladki walo ka gayab ho raha tha parivaar
Thodi der me police ka hua pravesh
Babu ji ki ijaat ka kuch na raha sesh
Munnu ji,babuji sab ko jail pada jana
Dahej mangne ke liye pada pachtana
Barat ka kharcha hall ka kharcha
Sath me pad gya police ka parcha
Ladki walo ne dikhayi samajhdarii
Dahej ki burayi me na dali bhagidaari
baat hai bilkul saral aur saadi
Barbaadi hai dahej wali shaadi
By:
Puneeta mishra

