Dahej wali shaadi

                 
                     

Munnu g ho gye hai bade
Ab sare ghrwale hai jid pe ade

Munnu g ki jaldi kro shaadi
Chahe padayi abhi bachi hai aadhi

Jaldi jaldi se sb list banao
Kya-2 hai dahej me magna ginao

Ladki dhundege 10 din pehle
Pehle shaadi ka hall to lele

Hall ka khrcha barat ka khrcha
Iska bhi alag bnao parcha

Munnu g ko hai bike dilani
Naukri ki rishwat bhi hai bharwani

Sab ka sahi se hisab lgao
Kuch reh na jaye ye confirm krao

Munnu g ka dimag fir gaya
List dekh ke jameen pe gir gya

Bola badi jijhak ke
Thoda sa hichak ke

Ladki ka to kuch nahi ata pta
List bna ke kise rahe ho sta

 Babu g bole badi garaj ke sath
Tum bas rakho apne muh pe hath

15 ko mannu g ki shaadi hui fix
Ladki dekhte hue sankhya ho gyi six

Akhir 10 ko ye silsila hua band
Ek Ladki aa hi gyi pasand

Munnu g ke to ud gye hosh
Thanda ho gya sara josh

6 ladkiyo me jo ghrwalo ko bhai
Wo to langtate hue chlti ayi

Munnu g bole ye to hai behmani
Na karunga shaadi ye maine hai thani

Babu g hue naraj aur bole
Manu g jara nafa-nuksan to tole

Bahu langadi per syaani hai
Hme kon sa isse daud krani hai

Ameer baap ki ekloti beti hai
Hmare liye to sone ki peti hai

Munnu g kisi tarah gaye maan
Side me rakh di apni shaan

Barat ka kharcha ,hall ka kharcha or dahej
Ladki walo ne bola denge bad me bhej

Shadi wala aa gya din
Babu g ne sare khrche liye gin

Munnu g mandap me gaye baith
Sab ladke walo ne munche li ainth

Babuji ne ladki walo ko dahej yaad dilaya
Baraat wapis le jayenge kehke dhamkaya

Dulhan ka badta ja raha tha intzaar
ladki walo ka gayab ho raha tha parivaar

Thodi der me police ka hua pravesh
Babu ji ki ijaat ka kuch na raha sesh

Munnu ji,babuji sab ko jail pada jana
Dahej mangne ke liye pada pachtana

Barat ka kharcha hall ka kharcha
Sath me pad gya police ka parcha

Ladki walo ne dikhayi samajhdarii
Dahej ki burayi me na dali bhagidaari

baat hai bilkul saral aur saadi
Barbaadi hai dahej wali shaadi

   By:
Puneeta mishra